A/N: Here it is! As some of you know, for my first fic giveaway, you all voted for the NSFW alphabet for our favorite sexy detective! And as it turns out, it’s Thirsty Thursday! So what better time for a hot take on their love life!
A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Damien and Maya are the most tender with each other after sex. Maya especially loves to cuddle with him. She’ll rest her head against his chest or let him spoon her; naturally, she’s the little spoon.
Depending on how tired they are after doing it, they’ll either clean up first or just lie there together, exchanging lazy kisses (in Damien’s case, forehead kisses especially), caressing each other, talking about random stuff or even serious things like their future … and just in general basking in the afterglow until they drift off to sleep.
B= Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)
Besides the obvious, you mean? 😏In all seriousness though . . .
Damien is an ass man, through and through; whether it’s squeezing and groping her there when she wraps her legs around his waist, bending her over his knee to spank her “like the naughty girl that she is”, or holding it tightly in place while he pounds her from behind.
As for Maya, she loves running her hands over his smooth chest and clutching his broad shoulders during sex. But, old-fashioned as it sounds, her all-time favorite is his mouth (especially his beard); nothing gets her off better than when he works his tongue over her clit, while his stubble scrapes her skin.
C= Cum (Anything to do with cum basically …)
Damien will always try to let her come first. Either by going down on her or pumping her with his fingers until she’s close. Then he’ll switch to fucking her, and at this point, it won’t take long for her to come a second time.
On that note, Damien loves finishing inside her. When Maya goes down on him, she also likes to swallow, which drives him absolutely wild.
D= Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
This night probably goes down as one of the riskiest sexcapades they’d ever had!
After a night out with their friends Damien and Maya left early – drinks fully kicked in – sweaty from the dance floor, drunk with passion, groping each other out the door. Somewhere in their haze, they got a cab. Once they were dropped off at their apartment, they proceeded to . . . not go in their apartment but instead into Damien’s car right in the parking lot outside. They went right in and engaged in the longest round of car sex they’d ever done . . . and spent the night there.
E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Both of them have definitely been around. Maya has had her fair share of romps with past boyfriends and the occasional one night stand. When it came to actually dating, though, she preferred to take it slower when it came to physical relations.
That said, Damien is more experienced than her, and he always kept that in mind when they first started sleeping together. Even though she certainly knew what she was doing, he was always checking to make sure she was comfortable with it. Fun fact: Maya never realized the true potential of dirty talk until she started dating Damien.
F= Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Maya loves to be restrained in some way; having her wrists pinned down, bound or handcuffed. Position-wise, she’s up for various things. Some of her favorites are against-the-wall or riding him in the front seat of his car.
Damien loves to be in charge. His favorite positions involve Maya on her knees and/or bent over so he has a perfect view of her perfect ass. He enjoys taking her from behind, which is reflected in the position they chose during their first time together on the train to Moscow. Plenty of access for him so he can squeeze her breasts, kiss her neck, whisper in her ear and more.
But they also switch roles too! Damien also loves it when she’s riding him, so he can look her in the eyes when she comes for him.
G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc?)
Damien and Maya are very playful in bed and enjoy teasing each other. If they decide to have a quickie in a place where they could get caught, the excitement of it all keeps things lighthearted too. Many times they’ll come home from a date tipsy and roll around in bed; kissing, laughing, flirting . . . you get the picture. Once things go further, it becomes a little more serious in the moment until they finish.
There have also been other times when maybe they had a serious conversation and that mood carried over when they are in bed; that time, it was more to be close and feel each other as a source of comfort and tenderness.
H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc?)
Both of them keep themselves as well-groomed as possible. Damien trims his hair and is well-shaved; although he has often had to keep his beard on ‘special request’. Maya is very conscious of body hair herself, and schedules regular wax appointments to keep herself smooth and hair-free. She’ll trim herself down south, though. She was encouraged by a friend to go for Brazilian waxing once, but then noped right out of there at the last minute.
I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect …)
Sex between them is more fiery and passionate. But it is always an intimate experience for both of them. There are plenty of romantic moments in between like telling each other how amazing they look, tender I-love-you’s, the way the hold each other. Best of all is when she looks directly into his eyes when she’s coming.
J= Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)
Watching her touch herself, knowing she’s thinking of him, is a huge turn-on for Damien.
It wasn’t something they’d tried before until one day when he accidentally found her vibrator, hidden deep in the drawers of her bathroom. Needless to say, an embarrassing moment for Maya turned into a very satisfying evening for them.
They still try it sometimes and there have even been times whenever they were apart when they have touched themselves, thinking of one another. But generally, they prefer being together. Maya, in particular, is not a very patient person. She would rather skip straight to touching him, which is something Damien can use to his advantage.
K= Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Dirty talk is a favorite between these two, especially for Damien. He loves to describe in full detail what he wants to do to her, and in return, hear from her what she wants from him. He loves hearing her moan his name and beg him to fuck her harder. Because feedback. Not only does he love hearing that Maya’s enjoying herself, it ups the anticipation factor even more!
They are very much into rough sex (i.e. aggressive kissing, gripping each other’s hair, biting his shoulder, digging her nails into his back). Damien also likes to hold Maya’s throat during sex – NOT breath play though! Just a way to hold her head up so he can whisper dirty things in her ear and excite her even further.
And let’s not forget Damien’s infamous ‘Sir’ kink! Maya knows exactly how to bring out his dominant side when she calls him ‘Sir’ in bed; and especially when she’s begging him to take her. Maya has a kink for handcuffs as well, so naturally, she was all too happy to make good use of it. Damien takes full advantage of this when he gets ahold of his police uniform.
L= Location (Favorite Place to do the deed)
That is hard to narrow down. Basically anywhere when they’re in the mood? Every surface in their apartment, his office, his car, any closet they can find, hidden corners in clubs/bars, that one time at the National Lawn. Maya is definitely not shy to initiate sex anywhere she can get her hands on him. Damien likes it too, but won’t admit it.
Probably the only place they’d draw the line would be a family-friendly setting where kids are present.
M= Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going?)
For Damien, it’s when Maya teases him. She’ll often start it with little things like dropping something and bending over to pick it up so her ass is facing him, wearing something very revealing (like one time when Damien came home to find her dressed in lingerie), sitting in his lap and feeling him up, saying naughty things in his ear all to rile him up until he can’t take it anymore.
A huge turn-on for Maya is watching Damien get flustered by her teasing, knowing he can’t wait until they’re alone together. She also loves to watch him doing any sort of heavy work, especially if there’s a chance of him being shirtless (and sweaty).
And finally . . .
Police. Uniform. Enough said.
N= NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Maya is quite flexible (in more ways than one, 😏), and always up for trying new things. But she does have some reservations about anal sex. She’s tried it in the past and even once with Damien, but is generally not a huge fan. On that note, anal fisting or any objects being inserted in there is a hard no for her. No pun intended.
Damien absolutely will not engage in breath play. He’s held Maya’s neck during sex before, but only very gently enough to keep her in place. If he gets even the slightest hint that he’s restricting air supply or hurting her, he’ll stop right away.
They also don’t do sharing or threesomes. They are exclusively with each other only.
O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Both are equally enthusiastic about giving and receiving in this department.
One of Damien’s favorite ways to do this is burying his face between her legs and going down on her or pumping his fingers in her until she either reaches orgasm or almost gets there. Maya also loves to surprise him with head from time to time; when he comes home – or even better – at his office.
P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc)
Definitely fast and rough. That said, they’ve also had plenty of slow and sweet sessions. Damien especially likes slowing down to really savor every touch and kiss they share before building up to a faster pace.
Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)
Quickie, proper sex, it doesn’t matter as long as they both are up for it (and they usually always are).
R= Risks (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)
Oh they are very adventurous in bed. They love trying new things. Neither will take risks as far as personal safety goes, but when it comes to things like public vs. private place, all bets are off. If they’re in the mood, they will make it work. And sometimes, the risk of getting caught makes it even more exciting for them.
S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last …)
There are no complaints as far as stamina goes. Their trysts tend to be individual events scattered throughout the day. They usually go with 2-3 rounds depending on what they’re doing; sometimes more if they have time and they’re really feeling frisky.
Damien usually holds out longer, letting her come first. Many times, he’ll also give her a “head”-start if you will and go down on her until she’s getting close. Then when it’s his turn, it doesn’t take long to bring her to climax so he can follow suit.
T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Nothing else besides his handcuffs and Maya’s vibrator.
U= Unfair (How much they like to tease)
They love to tease each other! It’s a well-known fact that that they can’t keep their hands off each other. Maya does it in an attempt to initiate sex, while Damien will take it up a notch during the act.
V= Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Oh Maya is definitely the loud one of the two of them. And it just so happens that Damien likes ‘feedback’ during sex. Maya is well aware of this, and she has no shame in expressing how good she feels and what she wants from him; her moans when they kiss each others’ lips and bodies, every time he hits that spot, begging him to go faster/harder . . . you name it. Damien also loves it when she screams his name and he encourages it like anything. Not just because it turns him on, but also because it’s their way of showing the world she’s his and his only.
W= Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Maya loves a good strip-tease as foreplay before sex. The first time she did it was the first time she wore lingerie for Damien. After that, it’s become a favorite move for her; slowly peeling her clothes off, piece by piece while he sits back, enjoying the show and waiting for his chance to pull her onto his lap.
The most memorable would have to be when Damien had his bachelor party at a nightclub. Maya had been clear – no strippers. But one of his friends didn’t get the memo and hired some anyway. Maya knew that Damien would never do that, nor would he ever cross a line, but she was still less than pleased with the situation. She was presented with two choices: 1. Get mad and wait for Damien to tell his side of the story, or 2. Get over there and take charge of the situation.
She chose the latter.
After all, the only one who gets to strip for Damien is her.
X= X-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Maya propped herself up on her elbows, watching hungrily as Damien undid his belt. Then his pants and boxers followed, letting his hardened length spring free.
Her breath caught in her throat as her eyes drank him in. He was certainly thicker than she’d expected- and a good 5 or 6 inches long. The thought of him thrusting that in an out of her made her already-slick center ache with anticipation.
“Maya? You okay there?”
She shook herself out of her trance and found that Damien had stepped closer to her, the corner of his mouth upturned into a smirk. As if he didn’t know what he’d just awakened in her.
“You. Bed. Now.”
Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
When they first started dating after the whole Eros debacle was over, they basically didn’t leave his apartment for a couple of days. It was all about making up for four years of lost time, celebrating their victory and just wanting each other to themselves before getting on with their lives.
The only time they actually went for weeks without even trying to have sex was when Damien was still recovering from the trauma of being held captive by Eros and needed time.
Generally they have a very fulfilling sex life. They have sex at least 3-4 times a week, not including additional rounds. When they first settled into their new lives, Damien wanted to hold off on sex (despite having already slept with her numerous times) and date her ‘properly’, insisting on doing this right like he’d originally wanted.
Maya initially found it hilarious. “Are you courting me?” She’d laughed. “Is that what’s happening here?” But she still thought it was an incredibly sweet thing and was happy to oblige.
But one night after a lovely dinner and a few glasses of wine, one thing lead to another and . . . well you know the rest.
Z= Zzz (… How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Usually depends on what time it was and how it all started. Most of the time, they clean up and then spend a few minutes talking and laughing together as they cuddle. If they have a quickie, they’d clean up then go about their business as usual. If it’s later at night, they’d just cuddle and fall asleep together.