Author’s Note: I’m in Seth x Jess mood right now, getting excited for the RCD 2.0 release tomorrow. I’m not sure where this fic came from, but somehow I started writing and it just kept going. I think it turned out pretty funny and sweet, with a generous dose of naughty as well. 😉
This incorporates and anonymous request for NSFW prompt #18“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.” (And by the way, it is impossible to write Seth smut without making it funny as well. You try it and see!)
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Jessica’s watch buzzed on her wrist, her silent alarm signaling it was time to wake up. She groaned and rolled over, tolerating the persistent vibrations until they came to a halt. Her eyelids fluttered open and Seth came into focus in front of her on the bed, snoring softly with an arm tucked under his pillow and laying in the fetal position.
The poor man had been exhausted lately, working as much as possible during the day writing his next screenplay and then the occasional late-night standup gigs when he had the opportunity. Of course, every non-comedy night he was busy shuttling around celebrities and other posh clients for the limo service in order to help pay the bills. Jessica hated seeing him so tired all the time and missed the more carefree days when they’d been able to spend their evenings together drinking beer and looking across the Los Angeles skyline from their rooftop haven. When they moved in together, she had offered to pay the rent for their modest apartment while he focused on his writing … but Seth was proud and a gentleman and insisted on paying half regardless. I’m in this with you 50/50, Iowa. I never want to give you any reason to regret taking this next step with me. As if regretting anything with him was even possible. Everything with Seth had just felt so right since Day One.
She reached over to gently tuck a stray dirty blonde curl away from his brow, admiring how innocent he looked in his sleep. Of course, he always looked like a big, innocent, sweet goofball, but this morning he almost looked angelic with the stray beams of sunlight peeking through the blinds and highlighting his golden hair. She sighed in contentment as she rested her hand on the sheets between them, savoring these few moments alone with him … even if he was unconscious.
Her watch buzzed again and this time she knew she couldn’t ignore it. This time she had to get ready for work. She quietly snuck out of bed and tip-toed down the hall to their tiny bathroom and closed the door behind her. She leaned down to turn on the water in the shower, allowing it to warm up while she brushed her teeth in front of the mirror. Once she was minty fresh and there was a good layer of fog across the mirror, she dropped her clothes to the floor and stepped through the curtain into the warm water.
Jessica stood under the shower for minute, relishing the feel of the luxurious water flowing through her hair and down her body. She lathered her hair with her fragrant shampoo before working a sudsy loofah over her body. The bubbles tingled on her skin as she scrubbed down her body and a soft sigh escaped her lips as she spread the soap over her tender breasts. Her long days on set and Seth’s busy nights working had not allowed them many opportunities for alone time lately … and Jessica’s body was definitely craving-
Whoosh!!! The sound of a toilet flushing nearby followed by the cold burst of water startled her from her reverie. “Ahhh!” She screamed, jumping away from the frigid stream of water while simultaneously pulling the shower curtain aside to peer out at the intruder. Seth stared back at her, still half asleep but with a sheepish grin on his face. “Seth, I told you not to flush while I’m in the shower! You scared the crap out of me!”
“Heh, sorry … I’m still kinda out of of it … I just wasn’t thinking.” Jessica observed him as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes and scratched the back of his head. He was wearing nothing but his boxers and damn if he didn’t look good standing there glistening in the steam … yup, it had definitely been too long.
Jessica cleared her throat before making her move. “Hey Funny Boy … can I help you wake up … in here?” She quirked an eyebrow as he looked up at her, slowly comprehending her implications. “I have a really hard time washing my back, you know.”
Seth smirked at her jest, his eyes suddenly wide with anticipation. “Well I have to make sure my lady is squeaky clean, now don’t I?” He fumbled to push off his boxers, trying to not trip as he scurried to join her in the shower.
Jessica stood underneath the showerhead and watched thirstily as Seth closed the curtain behind him. She looked him up and down, admiring his muscular frame as he approached her and bent down to press his lips to hers in a heated kiss. His hard erection pressed against her stomach as he wrapped his arms around her waist to pull her closer to him, eliciting a throaty moan from her in response. She hooked her arms around his neck and tugged at his curls while he started placing gentle kisses along her jaw and down her neck.
Seth dropped one hand between her legs as his lips traveled along her shoulder. He slowly teased her slick folds while she writhed against his fingers, opening her legs wider to allow him easy access to her sex. She tossed her head back as he pressed his thumb against her little nub and slipped a finger inside her. “Oooohhhh … Seeeettthhhh …” she whined, gripping his shoulders to hold herself up. “Seth, I need you. It’s been too long.” She groaned as she reached down to grab his length in her palm, stroking him in tempo with his own movements inside of her.
“Ugh, Jess!” He muttered before swiftly dropping both hands to her thighs and lifting her up. He pressed her back against the tile wall and wrapped her legs around his waist, rubbing himself against her wet heat. He braced his feet in a wide stance as he slowly slid inside of her while she dug her fingers into his shoulders to support herself. She pressed her forehead against his, hot and sweaty in the steam, waiting patiently for him to ravage her. Finally he gripped her upper legs tighter, pulling himself out slowly before plunging back inside of her unsteadily. He repeated the motion, this time his foot slipping a bit on the smooth tub as he propelled himself forward. The third time he pressed his chest into her to help hold her steady, but still his feet faltered against the slick bathtub floor. He paused hesitantly as he tried to maintain his footing. “Umm, Babe … this isn’t as easy as you actors make it look in the movies.”
He set her feet down to the ground, a look of remorse on his face as she stared up at him hungrily. He pressed a fervent kiss to her lips before pulling away quickly with a wicked gleam in his eyes. “Here, turn around.” He twirled her to the back wall, his hands on hers as he placed them against the cool tile. Seth’s hands glided over her wet skin down to her hips, gripping them in front of him as he slid his stiff member against her ass. He placed one hand on her lower back, encouraging her to lean forward before reaching down to position himself at her entrance. He teased her slowly, ready to slam himself into her-
Jessica let out a nervous giggle and abruptly stood up, leaving Seth (quite literally) high and dry. She turned slightly to glance at him over her shoulder, her cheeks blushing in embarrassment. ”Sorry … I just … you know how I feel about that position.” Her eyes dropped from his guiltily.
“I know, I just thought … hoped maybe you wanted to try something new is all. And how is doggie style” Jessica’s eyes widened at the phrase, ”any different from spooning? You love it when I take you from behind spooning in bed … “ He placed a finger under her chin to direct her gaze back to him, a caring look in his eyes.
“Because it’s literally called doggie style! Like I’m a bitch in heat and you’re having your way with me … that does not sound sexy to me!”
“Weeelllll … why don’t we call it something different then.” Seth brought her mouth to his again and nipped playfully at her lower lip. “What about reverse missionary? That doesn’t sound offensive.” One hand grazed down her back and grabbed her by the ass, pulling her tight against him while the other one ventured south to tease her other lips.
Jessica groaned against his mouth, squirming as he patiently stroked her wet core. “That actually …” she panted, “just sounds … lame.” She lost her train of thought as she melted into his hands and lips. Wait, what were we talking about again?
Seth pulled back to whisper in her ear, his fingers still tantalizing her sweet spot. ”Look, you can have me any way you’d like, baby. But if you want to give it a try … I promise to make it worth your while.” His voice dropped to a low growl, laced with hunger and promise. It was music to her ears and only furthered the heat growing deep inside her. Somehow his proposition didn’t sound comical anymore.
Jessica took a deep exhale before stepping up on her toes and capturing Seth’s mouth in a passionate kiss. They separated and she traced one fingertip along his lower lip, eyeing him seductively as she languidly turned and pressed her back against him. He responded immediately, one hand cupping her breast in his large palm while he tucked the other in between her legs to work her clit. She dropped her head back against his chest, riding his fingers while grinding her backside against his manhood. She felt his groans reverberating in his chest as they both savored the tantalizing foreplay. Quickly their sounds grew louder and Jessica’s need for him overpowered her inhibitions.
She leaned forward and placed her hands again on the tile surface, giving Seth an encouraging nudge with her ass. He swiftly dropped one hand to align himself in her crease, then gripped the flesh at her hips as he slowly slid into her with a low groan. Jessica shuddered as he filled her, the new angle allowing him access to sensitive territory she hadn’t even known existed. He pumped in and out slowly, taking his time as she adjusted to the new position. “How’s that, Jess?” He started teasing her sensitive bundle of nerves again, desperate to please her. “Is this okay?”
“Mmmmmm …” she muttered, unable to form a coherent sentence as all the blood in her body rushed to her core. “Yes … very okay … “ she trailed off, lost in the sensation of his fingers and him inside her. “Faster, Seth. Please.”
He emitted sigh of relief, finally able to let himself go like his body was craving. He picked up the pace, thrusting into her repeatedly as their moans echoed against the tile. His fingers circled her clit persistently while she bucked against him, the first waves of her orgasm already fluttering in her center. “Oh Seth!” she screamed as she gripped the wall to steady herself, her core pulsing uncontrollably as she came. The pleasure flowed through her body, causing residual tremors as she came down from her high.
Seth paused for a moment, allowing her to catch her breath before he began moving inside of her again. He was getting close, she could tell by the guttural breaths he released with every thrust. She was surprised to feel another climax building inside her so soon, but the glorious pressure and the pounding and the sound of his moans … she just couldn’t help herself …
“Oh, Jess!” Seth dug his fingers into her skin as he exploded inside of her, the sound of him calling her name sending her over the edge once more. She let out a high-pitched whimper, her body convulsing around him as he leaned forward and wrapped ome arm around her waist to steady her.
They remained in that position, his chest pressed to her back, the sound of water beating against skin and rushing down the drain lulling them into a relaxed stupor. Jessica finally regained her senses enough to stand upright and turn to face Seth, hooking her arms around his neck and nuzzling against his chest. Seth barely moved, stumbling as she shifted into him. “Wow …” she muttered. “That was definitely worth my while.”
He chuckled as he stroked her back, pressing a gentle kiss to her forehead. “I told you. You should always trust me.” He finished his sentence with a drowsy yawn. “Ugh, sorry … I’m just so tired.”
“Mmmmm, I bet you are.” Jessica laced her fingers in his hair and pulled his mouth to hers one last time. “You should get back to sleep while you can.” He nodded obediently before exiting the shower, leaving Jessica alone to finish her original task of cleansing herself.
About thirty minutes later Jessica was clean and dressed with dry hair, ready to head to the studio for work. She tip-toed back to their bedroom and peaked in on Seth again, who was already passed out sprawled across the bed. He looked so peaceful, she couldn’t resist approaching him to press a gentle peck to his forehead. He stirred a little upon contact, then looked up at her with a sleepy grin as he propped himself up on one elbow.
“I’m sorry Babe, I didn’t mean to wake you. I just wanted to say good bye before I left. Go back to sleep.” She ruffled his hair and then stroked her thumb down his cheek affectionately.
Seth cleared his throat and blinked as he focused on her face. His voice still thick with sleep as he responded. “No, I’m glad you did. We haven’t gotten to see each other much lately.”
“No, we haven’t. But thanks for the shower sex this morning. It was … enlightening, to say the least.” She grinned mischeviously at him as he wiggled his eyebrows playfully at her. Her lips turned down, contemplating her next statement. “You know, I think you need to cut back on work for a while. Maybe just focus on standup and your screenplay for now … I really miss having you around and you’re wearing yourself out.” He cupped her hand in his as she pressed her palm to his cheek. “Besides, you’ll have plenty of time to take care of me after you sell your screenplay. I’ll be sitting by the pool eating bonbons if you need to find me.”
“Hmmph … somehow I can’t see that. But I’ll think about it, Iowa. I’m honestly exhausted plowing through life day in day out, especially never getting to spend any time with you.” He looked down for a moment pensively, then his eyes opened wide and he laughed out loud.
“What? What’s so funny?” She gave him a quizzical look.
“Heh … I thought of a better name for that thing we just did in the shower.” He looked up at her intently, his smile lighting up his entire face. “The Iowa plow.”
Jessica’s jaw dropped and she shoved him in the shoulder lightheartedly. “Seth Levine, you are so bad!” She shook her head, trying to fight the laughter bubbling in her chest. She almost succeeded. “I love you. Now go back to sleep. I’ll see you tonight.” She bent over to kiss him again, this time on the lips before he settled back into his pillow.
As she walked out of their room and down the hallway, she heard Seth chuckling and muttering to himself. “He he … the Iowa plow.”
END